# The ultimate developer jokes thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Coffee break (discuss anything)\ **Tags:** Friday-chill\ **Created:** [October 21, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019 "2022-10-21T14:31:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stefan\_Witschel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/stefan_witschel/32/37479_2.png) [@Stefan\_Witschel](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Stefan_Witschel)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/1 "2022-10-21T14:31:38Z")
I’m a little bit shocked that I couldn’t find any similar thread already in the Tech Community 😲 So this is it: # The one and only ultimate developer jokes thread! ## Rules - No serious comments & discussions are allowed. - Just developer & tech jokes. - Share the best you know - **Have fun!** I start with a classic one: ![facebook_1666346034261_6989161836886284260](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/f/e/fe8b7850a41328dfc74c0a927e6a9a48747ab293.jpeg) 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Stefan\_Witschel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/stefan_witschel/32/37479_2.png) [@Stefan\_Witschel](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Stefan_Witschel)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:33pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/2 "2022-10-21T14:33:56Z")
One of my all time favorites ![Fixing bug production GIF - Find on GIFER](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/6/e/6e8b59a9928f60b39eb0cdafca5edb4197b13aad.gif) ---
**Author:** ![toni.petrov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/toni.petrov/32/23700_2.png) [@toni.petrov](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/toni.petrov)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/3 "2022-10-26T21:36:43Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/7/8/78c48e7738100f0c9b9ec3a696ae370eae7bae53.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![toni.petrov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/toni.petrov/32/23700_2.png) [@toni.petrov](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/toni.petrov)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/4 "2022-10-26T21:41:09Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/2/7/276c71acd508771239a9d25d1e62b33c2bdac3d9.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Stefan\_Witschel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/stefan_witschel/32/37479_2.png) [@Stefan\_Witschel](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Stefan_Witschel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 9:37am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/5 "2022-10-31T09:37:46Z")
**It’s Halloween!!** ![Halloween GIFs | Tenor](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/7/8/78b73efa13d2581e465e57be96be7f191dbd0537.gif) **Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?** Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. ---
**Author:** ![Nagendra\_Prasad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/nagendra_prasad/32/15414_2.png) [@Nagendra\_Prasad](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Nagendra_Prasad)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 11:49am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/6 "2022-11-14T11:49:55Z")
Incomplete comment " Doesn’t say which box to open before eating" 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![toni.petrov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/toni.petrov/32/23700_2.png) [@toni.petrov](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/toni.petrov)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 10:11am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/7 "2022-11-25T10:11:22Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/9/9/997bc1be7ff31ffc476f0f098511f1fdf54f1a71.jpeg) Looks like it’s not just me ---
**Author:** ![Stefan\_Witschel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/stefan_witschel/32/37479_2.png) [@Stefan\_Witschel](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Stefan_Witschel)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 10:35am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/8 "2022-11-25T10:35:17Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/4/d/4dfb277f8e1bda2c869507568f9c3fed81b304e0.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![marielavd](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/marielavd/32/1386_2.png) [@marielavd](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/marielavd)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 12:37pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/9 "2022-11-29T12:37:02Z")
I’m already in Christmas mood 🎄 🎄 ![christmas_joke](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/8/c/8c9901975d789374a653509667c0d97db617ec1c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Sreekanth\_Siddapur\_Channakeshava](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/sreekanth_siddapur_channakeshava/32/7938_2.png) [@Sreekanth\_Siddapur\_Channakeshava](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Sreekanth_Siddapur_Channakeshava)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 4:10am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/10 "2022-11-30T04:10:57Z")
Here is the best one I have seen 😃 [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/e/3/e3306ba56c2fb31fac3c51b8d205555428d753e6.jpeg "New developer vs Old Code Base... | Just Funny") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ALzqqUIS8) ---
**Author:** ![borislav.hristov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/borislav.hristov/32/771_2.png) [@borislav.hristov](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/borislav.hristov)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 7:11am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/11 "2022-12-16T07:11:40Z")
![promoves](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/3/3/332cbb566941a6050efe343e8333bbc28b8d1ba6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Mohankumar\_N](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/mohankumar_n/32/23965_2.png) [@Mohankumar\_N](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Mohankumar_N)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 9:31am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/12 "2022-12-16T09:31:11Z")
Do someone tear the box for eating pizza? ---
**Author:** ![Ralph\_Zbrog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/ralph_zbrog/32/78_2.png) [@Ralph\_Zbrog](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Ralph_Zbrog)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/13 "2022-12-16T17:56:21Z")
My favorite; There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don’t. ---
**Author:** ![toni.petrov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/toni.petrov/32/23700_2.png) [@toni.petrov](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/toni.petrov)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 8:59am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/14 "2022-12-19T08:59:49Z")
![main-qimg-1b306d10d4ba0bc762fe67bd2eedfb6d-c](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/c/b/cbac17ca6619a27db147767e58594ead22c4ca0a.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![toni.petrov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/toni.petrov/32/23700_2.png) [@toni.petrov](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/toni.petrov)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/15 "2023-02-20T15:22:32Z")
![4fa](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/5/7/573ab19316c602196934b917fb28e51650a97c67.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![toni.petrov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/toni.petrov/32/23700_2.png) [@toni.petrov](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/toni.petrov)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/16 "2023-03-01T16:03:40Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/6/d/6d98dbdf9bb261be4d9803e0aa5b3f0c2e39a95f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finnern](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/mark_finnern/32/20066_2.png) [@Mark\_Finnern](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Mark_Finnern)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 7:58am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/17 "2023-03-02T07:58:29Z")
That is a wonderful new one! Super funny! ---
**Author:** ![Stefan\_Witschel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/stefan_witschel/32/37479_2.png) [@Stefan\_Witschel](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Stefan_Witschel)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 8:50am UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/18 "2023-03-02T08:50:51Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/original/3X/2/e/2e8a8cab488dc356dc7956a2a01a5264318c968f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![toni.petrov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/toni.petrov/32/23700_2.png) [@toni.petrov](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/toni.petrov)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 6:35pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/19 "2023-03-07T18:35:55Z")
My wife told me that I care about programming more than about her. I told her that in an array of my interests she in [1] - She is satisfied now. ---
**Author:** ![Theodore\_Ezell1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/techcommunity/user_avatar/techcommunity.softwareag.com/theodore_ezell1/32/1254_2.png) [@Theodore\_Ezell1](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/u/Theodore_Ezell1)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://techcommunity.softwareag.com/t/the-ultimate-developer-jokes-thread/265019/20 "2023-03-09T23:13:24Z")
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